New Years Resolutions

New Years resolutions are complete bull. I noticed that when anyone asks me what mine are they put in their own little suggestions. A conversation would most likely go like this: "Hey, Alex what are your new year resolutions?" "I don't know gimme a-" "Hey! You know what be a great one?" " What?" "If you stopped eating stuff in the living room." "Uhh.... sure...." I see that New Year Resolutions are something people take advantage of. They'll just say all the crap that is wrong with you and just tell you to put it on your resolution list. Well I think that if I just did all of everyone's new year resolutions Suggestions that I would turn into a freakish blob of matter that couldn't possibly offend or annoy anybody.